ME, Myself and I

eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

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supergleelockian:

I’m with you Jack.

superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

our-awkward-life:

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